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RUMORS FANS GONE WILD!
Steinert's, Nov. 17-19, 2005
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| Wake up, man, we're just getting started. | She's practicing to be a mime. (This is her "trapped in a giant box" routine.) | Nice try, but if you're going to give yourself horns, they should probably be pointing upward. | This is a very sweet photo. In reality, however, they bear deep resentment toward each other because their level of cuteness is almost identical. |
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| Nice shirt, pal. It'll be hilarious if your MOM shows up. | She's hiding the fact that she forgot to wear socks. | The girl on the right is trying to hide the fact she's wearing her friend's socks. | The girl on the left is trying to hide the fact that she secretly fantasizes she is Pavarotti. |
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| "Wow. Now THAT girl has an ample singing voice worthy of even the world's greatest operatic vocalists." | Yeah, we like this idea. | So does this guy. | He's trying to hide the fact that he's not the least bit glamorous. |
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| Jon is frustrated because he can't read his shirt as long as it's on him. |
Her thought: "This is so nice.
Dancing with my man; I'm so in love right now." His thought: "I wonder how late Taco Bell is open?" |
Two of our favorite friends ... | Hey, and there are two more. However, the one on the right is trying to hide the fact that she eats pork rinds for breakfast every day. |
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| These folks are trying to hide the fact that they look like they're auditioning for a LouisvilleMojo.com ad. | Nice hat, doofus. | Nice ... uh, whatever. Doofus. | What's a "cheddar baby"? Is that some kind of euphemism for doody? |