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RUMORS FANS GONE WILD!

Steinert's, Dec. 15-16, 2005

So when did they install a sliding board at Steinert's? Rumors quiz: Which one of these lovely ladies is wearing Rob's socks? Looks almost like he's holding her head in his hand and getting ready to flip it like a coin. "Heads or tails? Call it in the air!" Wow, she must be tipsy. Her room appears to be spinning.
Let us bow down and give praise to the wonder that is ... Jon's guitar pick. Is that his girlfriend or a necklace? She appears to be attached to that strap around his neck. This just gets weirder and weirder. Who is this guy? Drew Carey's "special" brother, Benji? It's a scratch. No really, it's just a scratch, OK? No pick. NO PICK!!
That moron in the background can't even hold his head up. Seriously, Rob's saying to Jon, "Look at that moron in the background; he can't even  hold his head up." BEEEERRR!!! "Wow? Is that really Jon's guitar pick?" Ah yes, shots. We like them very much.
Don't act so innocent. You know you're the one wearing Rob's socks. We simply must know more about this so-called "50/50 Game." Enlighten us ... Hello? Wintertime! Yeah, she's definitely the one. We sure hope Rob washed his socks.
"Say what you want, but I'm not going anywhere NEAR Rob's freakin' socks." Steve's bass gives way to a picturesque view of Rumors fans gone wild. "Hey, look -- Rob's not wearing any socks." "No fair! I never get to wear Rob's socks!"