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RUMORS FANS GONE WILD!
O'Shea's, Sept. 2, 2005
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| We could tell early on it was going to be a good night. | We were NOT disappointed. (Although we were a little surprised by how green everybody looked.) | We even had our own resident pervert, there on the right. Luckily, those two beautiful ladies figured him out and got the hell away. | And the band played on. |
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| In between songs, Steve pitched the product he now endorses: Whizz-Flavored Canada Dry. | "He's right. That's one stinky armpit." | Jeremys need love too. And beer. (Although to some people they're one in the same.) | Someone must have told her the joke about the two cows in the pasture. |
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| There were these two cows, you see, standing in a pasture ... (she's already laughing) | One cow looks at the other cow and says, "Mooooo." (OK, these ladies aren't quite as amused ... yet.) | So the other cow, startled, looks over at the first cow and says ... OK, wait for it ... | The other cow says, "Dammit! That's what I was going to say!" (Don't turn your head! It's funny! C'mon!) |
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| OK, cow jokes aside, we don't think we've ever seen that many cute girls in one place at one time, like, ever. The only thing missing is Hugh-freaking-Hefner. | "I'll be your Hugh Hefner, BITCH!" | Seriously, it's like a cutie smorgasbord. It's a cutiesbord. (And no, that word does not end in a 'g.' We looked it up.) | You've seen those Arby's commercials, right? Well, this is Rob thinking about baseball. |
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| Hi to you too. | She looks so cute when she hits a G major on her air guitar. (We're pretty sure it's a Fender Stratocaster.) | Uh-oh, they're doing shots. That means we'll see them all on the floor later -- or at least acting really goofy. | Kraftie loves Rob. Write it down. |
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| They're still trying to laugh at that dumb-ass cow joke. | Did he do shots? Because he's starting to act pretty goofy. | Oh, MAN, that's a stupid joke. The way I heard it was, two goldfish are in a tank ... | "Yes, do go on!" |
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| Brace yourselves: Two goldfish in a tank, and one goldfish says to the other goldfish ... | "You man the guns, and I'll drive." Get it? Man the guns? Drive? They were in a tank. A TANK. | Kevin thinks, Ooooh MAN, that's a dumb joke. | "That joke is so corny, I have decided to touch you in an inappropriate place in public." (See? The shots are starting to work.) |
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| Oh yeah. We'd recognize the effect of shots anywhere. | Rob took this photo. It's only right that we post it. Plus, that lady is acting goofy. | Shots. Definitely shots. | "You make one more crack about doing shots, and your ass is grass!" OK, we're done now. |